HayashiFish(tm) is a Bablefish-like translation tool which decodes Hayashi's brand of hyper-optimistic smack into his true, innermost thoughts on a subject. Simply enter the text Hayashi has written about a driver below, and HayashiFish(tm) will translate it for you.

By the way, for anyone out there who doesn't know who the legendary Doug Hayashi is, I strongly recommend you check out his site. It's about as funny as losing on track gets ;)